When we needed a good plumber when we moved into our new villa, I rang my friend Sunil. He recommended I use Salim who has an office in the south of Al Ain.
He did a terrific job plumbing in our washing machine, getting a water heater working, and wiring up an electrical cooker where there wasn’t a proper connection.
His prices were very fair.
Ring him on 055 751 7870.
Please tell him that you find out about him via me, Chris Payne, at the Al Ain Enthusiast site.
If you’re moving house in Al Ain, this is the guy we used: Sunil Sulekha (pictured on the right). He was the ‘go to’ guy at educational supplier Nord Anglia’s office in Al Ain before they closed it down. (He did a fab job supporting all the staff with document attesting, getting repairs done, getting furniture, etc.)
Sunil hails from India and lives in Al Ain with his wife and young family. He has a terrific sense of humour and perfect English. In our first 2 years in Al Ain, if we needed anything done in our home, Sunil handled it. Nothing was too much trouble for him.
Sunil now runs a business helping people with…
Here is a photo of his guys filling their truck with our belongings when he moved us into our new villa…
You can contact Sunil by emailing him: suniljasmin2000 at yahoo.com.
Or ring him on 050 7138 155.
Please let him know that you find out about him via me, Chris Payne at the Al Ain Enthusiast site.
The November 2011 issue of Oasis Living magazine featured an article on me, where I talk about this website…
Here’s a blow-up of that in case you can’t read it clearly…
I was interviewed for this article by Percy Chan, the founder and Editor of Oasis Living magazine. Oasis Living is published on the first of each month, and available free of charge around Al Ain. It’s a terrific read.
New developments in Al Ain don’t have mains water at first: it has to be delivered in tankers…
The hose is connected to taps outside the gates of villas…
The water is stored in units next to each villa. These are one next to our villa. When they overflow, our warden yells to the guy in the tanker to turn off the tap! Not a very elegant way to regulate how much water to transfer! 
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Such water which is delivered to us is paid for by the landlord. My understanding is that once the mains connections are established, we’ll be individually metered.
The National newspaper is a terrific daily paper. It costs 2 dirhams Sunday to Friday. The Saturday edition comes with a colour supplement magazine and costs 3 dirhams. You will pay an extra dirham if you buy the paper in the shop at the Hilton Hotel.
The journalism is excellent. The Arts and Books section which appears most days is always a good read. I was so impressed one day that I emailed the Arts and Books Editor to complement her and her team.
The paper has a full-time correspondent living in Al Ain who reports on events and crime here (“though there’s not much of that!” he told me recently.
How much money do people earn who live in Al Ain?
Here is what I’ve been told first hand, or second hand in one case…
Someone who does the ironing, six days a week, 8am to 1pm then 5pm til midnight: 500 dirhams (£88 / US$140) a month
A worker in a shop, similar hours as above: 1,500 dirhams (£260 / $400) a month
Someone with a reception-type job in a hotel, with free accommodation and food: 1500 dirhams (£260 / $400) a month
A maid in a home, with free accommodation and food: 1500 dirhams (£260 / $400) a month
A petrol pump attendant: 1,600 dirhams a month, plus maybe a further 600 dirhams a month in tips
A lifeguard at a hotel, with free accommodation and food: 2,000 dirhams (£350 / $550) a month
A driver of a silver taxi: 2,000 dirhams a month, up to 4,000 dirhams
If you can add to this list, please let me know!
Brits and Americans: divided by a common language!
Soon after we arrived in Al Ain we made friends with an American guy called Jake Gilson and his family. During our chats I realised how much British slang I used. And Jake, being Jake, would tease me about the funny words and phrases I used.
Me being me, I never go anywhere without a notepad and pen, so I wrote many of these phrases down, typed them into my laptop and, over the months, kept adding to the list.
So wherever you come from in the world, here is a long list of words and phrases which may help you understand your British or American colleagues better.
Please note: towards the bottom of this list are a few adult-rated phrases
Numbers in square brackets [1], [2]… refer to well known British songs featuring this word or phrase. I have added youtube videos to the end of this article. You may find these songs amusing – and educational!
British expressions some Americans don’t understand…
Brits say… –> Americans say…
You’re motoring –> You’re getting results / moving forward
Stop whinging –> Stop whining
We’ll get there under our own steam –> We’ll get their using our own methods e.g. our own car
Middle eight –> The bridge in a song
Top notch! –> Excellent!
That cost a quid! –> That cost one pound = $1.50
That cost a fiver/tenner –> That cost five/ten pounds $7.50/$15
Are you taking the Mickey/Michael/piss? –> Are you making a fool out of me?
That lady went berserk –> That lady went crazy
Are you on your tod? –> Are you the only one here?
My children drive me round the bend –> My children drive me crazy
I fancy a walk. Are you up for that? –> I want to go for a walk. Want to come?
Hello Tosh –> “a friendly expression that grownups used when they ruffled the hair of children”
Jake, I haven’t seen even one of your paintings yet – not a sausage! –> not one!
I haven’t heard a dickie bird from my friend –> I haven’t heard from my friend
You’ve got egg under your chin –> the zip in your pants is down
Give me that right now, or I’ll your guts for garters! –> Pass that over or you’re in big trouble!
An odd job man fixed my blocked sink –> A handyman
Other British slang
I’m dying for a slash –> I have to use the bathroom / I need to pee
I didn’t have the bottle –> I didn’t have the courage (to do that)
My old man said to me… –> My father said to me…
I don’t give a monkey’s what you do –> I don’t care what you do
That cost 3 grand –> That cost 3 thousand pounds ($4,500)
You warm the cockles of my heart –> I feel warm inside!
That story tickles me, it does –> I find that story amusing
You don’t half tickle me –> I find you amusing
Does this tickle your fancy? –> Would you like this?
Oy! Jack it in! –> Stop that!
It’s a hard job. I have to grin and bear it. [22] –> I have to put up with it.
Cor blimey, guvn’r –> said to be an abbreviation of ‘God blind me’.
Did you see that bloke/geezer? [19] –> Did you see that man?
That film/book is the dog’s bollocks –> That film/book is excellent
What’s your crack? –> What’s your story? (comes from craic, Irish for good times)
Do you fancy a fag? –> Do you want a cigarette?
Shut your gob/trap/cake hole! –> Close your mouth!
Keep your trap shut! –> Keep your lips sealed!
I’m gobsmacked/flabbergasted! –> I’m astonished/speechless!
My mate half-inched it –> My friend stole it
You jammy beggar! You lucky bleeder [19] –> You lucky thing!
That flannel is really manky! –> That small towel/face cloth is very dirty!
That bloke is well minted! –> That man is very wealthy!
Did you nick that out of my bag? –> Did you steal that out of my bag?
I was down the Nick the other day –> I was round at the police station the other day
I’m absolutely knackered –> I’m tired out (may come from knacker’s yard: where old horses were taken)
Get on with yer! There’s nowt wrong with yer, my young fella me lad! –> Get away! There’s nothing wrong with you!
Did you get owt while you were shopping? –> Did you get anything
We had some argy-bargy this morning –> We had some trouble
He argued the toss –> He argued loudly
I pinched it off me mate –> I stole it from my friend
I should have gone out last night, but I couldn’t be arsed –> I couldn’t be bothered
This punter came into my shop –> This customer came into my shop
I’m going to see a man about a dog –> I’m going to a meeting or the bathroom
I’m going to the little boy’s room –> I’m going to the bathroom
Paul McCartney is a Scouser –> Paul McCartney comes from Liverpool
I’m shagged out –> I’m very tired
I’m shattered –> I’m very tired/exhausted
Look at his shiner! –> Look at his black eye!
Don’t slag him off –> Don’t be critical of him
He had the screaming abdabs –> He shouted a lot
We bought a house with all mod cons –> with all the fixtures and fittings
I’ve been all over the shop –> I’ve been looking everywhere
This holiday has gone all to cock/pot –> It has all gone wrong
Is that book any cop? –> Is that book any good?
Any road up… –> Anyway…
Would you like a sarnie? A cake? Whatever takes your fancy –> Would you like a sandwich? A cake? Whatever appeals to you
I don’t give a monkeys what you think [5] –> I don’t care what you think
When we divorced, my wife took me to the cleaners [9] –> When we divorced, my wife got a very large settlement
Blinking heck, what are you playing at? [14] –> Heck, what are you doing?
That deal sounds a bit dodgey to me –> I think that deal could go bad
You need to buck up your ideas, young man –> You need to pull yourself together
I was pipped at the post –> I was narrowly beaten
When we were young we went out on the nick –> [18] –> We went out to steal
Alcohol related…
I was on the piss last night –> I was out drinking last night
I got plastered last night –> I got drunk last night
I was down the boozer/pub last night –> I was in the bar last night
I was out on the raz last night –> I was out drinking last night
I’m really miffed about that! –> I’m pissed about that!
I’ll love you till the cows come home [20] –> I’ll love you forever
Magic our Morris –> That’s wonderful (came from a BBC TV series from 1974 called Oh No It’s Selwyn Froggitt)
Rarely, older Brits will say…
“That cost 10 bob.” 10 shillings in ‘old money’ before decimalisation in the early 1970s. Means 50p = 75 cents.
Calling people names
You plonker! –> You silly person!
You’re a right pillock, you are! –> You are a silly person!
You silly sausage! –> Ditto!
He’s a slap head –> He’s bald
That’s a bit airy-fairy –> That’s not very specific
She’s all fur coat and no knickers –> She’s rather superficial
He’s all mouth and no trousers –> He’s all talk and no action
You daft apeth! –> Ditto! (comes from haypneeworth (half a penny’s worth))
You right numpty! –> That was a silly thing to do!
You’re a nutter, you are! –> You’re crazy!
You made such an arse of yourself last night –> You made such a fool of yourself
You moron [1] –> You crazy person
That guy is completely crackers –> That guy is crazy
You div head! –> You silly person
Don’t be daft –> Don’t be silly/crazy
You crackpot –> You crazy person
You? Ask her out? You haven’t got the bottle, mate! –> You aren’t brave enough to do that
You daft toe-rag [13] –> You silly person
You little sod –> You annoying person
Other British expressions…
There’s many a slip between cup and lip – mistakes can easily happen along the way
How’s that for a bunch of soldiers –> What do you think of that?
I’ll give you a bunch of fives if you don’t watch out – I’ll punch you
Don’t get your knickers in a twist – don’t get all het up –> Don’t get so upset
This is not my cup of tea –> That’s not the kind of thing I like
Don’t spoil the ship for a ha’penny worth of tar – don’t skimp and ruin a plan
Cockney rhyming slang (quite common)
[A Cockney is someone born within the sound of the Bow Bells (St Mary le Bow Church in the East End of London). Cockney rhyming slang is made by taking an expression that rhymes with a word and then using that expression instead of the word: eg the word look rhymes with butcher's hook. In many cases the rhyming word is left out - so most Londoners will just say "Having a butcher's" rather than "Having a butcher's hook". The rhyming word is not always omitted though, so Cockney expressions can vary in their construction.]
Parent to child: “Time to go up the dancers”(at bedtime) –> dancing bears = stairs
or “Time to go up the apples and pears” –> stairs
Would you Adam and Eve it? –> Would you believe it?
I fancy a nice cup of Rosie –> Rosie Lee = tea
Don’t be daft! Use your loaf! –> loaf of bread = head
Come and have a butcher’s in this shop window / at this! –> butcher’s hook = look
Don’t tell porkies! –> pork pies = lies
Have you got any bread? –> bread and honey = money
That boy’s a right tea leaf! –> thief
Come here, my current bun! –> son
What are you rabbitting on about? [4] –> What are you talking about?: rabbit and pork = talk
I’m off for a Jimmy Riddle –> piddle = urinate
They had a right old barney (argument) last night –> Barney Rubble = trouble
Cockney rhyming slang (less common)
Take off your titfer –> tit for tat = hat
What a lovely whistle! –> whistle and flute = suit
Let’s go eat a Ruby –> Ruby Murray = curry
She has a pretty boat race [3] –> face
I’m going home now to my trouble and strife –> wife
Look at his barnet! –> barnet fair = hair
Hold on a sec! I’m just on the dog and bone –> phone
jam jar –> car
Can you lend me a lady? –> Lady Godiva = fiver (five pounds)
I got Brahms and Liszt last night –> pissed (drunk)
Hello, me old china! –> china plate = mate
Poo! You don’t half pen and ink! [7] –> stink
Want to know more?… See the Oxford Dictionary of Rhyming Slang, published by the Oxford University Press.
Common British words…
Brits say… –> Americans say…
boot of the car –> trunk
stand (at an exhibition) –> booth
crisps –> chips
biscuits –> cookies
chips –> fries
nursery –> kindergarten
shopping centre –> shopping mall
full stop –> period (at the end of a sentence)
courgette –> zucchini
aubergine –> eggplant
Please will you get me the bill? Please will you get me the check?
iced lolly –> lollipop/popsicle
I’ll have a take out –> I’ll have it to go
I’ll have a 99 –> vanilla ice-cream in a biscuit cone with a stick of flakey milk chocolate added
I’ll ring you on my mobile –> I’ll call you on my cell
Let’s go to the flix/flicks [flickering images] –> Let’s go to the movies
shandy [15] –> a mix of beer and lemonade
Hoover –> vacuum cleaner
what’s on the telly? –> TV
nappy –> diaper
dummy –> pacifier
small garden –> back yard, yard
estate agent –> real estate agent, realtor
tuck shop –> snack shop
bovver boots –> jackboots
dressing gown –> robe
trainers –> sneakers
track suit –> sweats
vest (under shirt) –> T-shirt
plimsolls –> tennis shoes
zip –> zipper
waistcoat on a suit –> vest
tick –> checkmark
blackboard –> chalkboard
rubber –> eraser
first year at college –> Freshman
second year at college –> sophomore
Maths –> Math
I’m reading Philosophy at Cambridge –> I’m majoring in…
state school –> public school
public school –> private school
headmaster/headmistress –> principal
American expressions Brits don’t understand…
Americans say… –> Brits say…
Teeter totter –> seesaw –>
7th, 10th grade –> Brits have no idea! Say, “When my child was x years old…”
valedictorian –> (a student, typically having the highest academic achievements of the class, who delivers the valedictory at a graduation ceremony)
heads up –> can you update me?
rain check –> “let’s try this another time”
nickel or dime –> 5 cents or 10 cents
boo boo –> a bruise on a child
car is fully loaded –> has all the accessories/luxury additions
American expressions or words Brits understand but don’t say…
Americans… –> Brits say…
“my son went back to school at the age of 23” –> –> college: ‘school’ stops at age 18 approx
Other words Brits may use…
anorak – waterproof coat with hood
conkers [2] – horse chestnuts on string. Each child has one and each takes turns to whack their conker against their opponent’s to see which conker smashes first. If one conker has smashed nine others, it’s a niner etc.
Different spellings
Americans say/write… –> Brits say/write…
The check is in the mail –> The cheque is in the post.
One hundred seventy nine –> One hundred and seventy nine
I have 30-some oranges –> I have 30-odd oranges
Adult slang
Brits say… –> Meaning…
She lost her cherry –> She lost her virginity
Don’t be such a tosser –> Don’t be such an idiot
How are your meat and two veg? (parents sometimes say this to their children if they get hit there) –> Male genitals
She was in the nuddie/buff –> She was naked as a jay bird
I got my end away –> I had sex
I had a shag with x –> I had sex with x
fanny –> vagina; [fanny = butt in US]
She’s a right old slapper/tart/slag –> She’s a hoe
I had a good snog –> I had an enjoyable French kiss
He went apeshit –> He got very angry
He went arse over tit on the ice –> He fell over on the ice
arty farty –> pretentious
I’m going for a piss/leak/wee –> I’m going to the John
He’s an effin’ thicky! [8] –> He’s a f–king idiot!
I was scared shitless [21] –> I was very scared
She’s a nice bit of posh! [12] –> She looks like she came from a good part of town
randy [15] –> aroused
I passed her a Mandy [16] –> Mandrax, “a tranquiliser notorious for reacting with alcohol” according to http://starling.rinet.ru/music/ianduryc.htm
goolies, knackers –> testicles
hard on –> boner
They were fishy kissing outside the pub –> Their mouths were open and moving like a fish as they kissed
Adult insults
Brits say… –> Meaning…
You silly sod/twat –> You foolish person
Get stuffed/Sod off –> Go away
He’s a right tosser/toss bag/arsehole –> He’s an idiot
He’s an arselicker –> He’s sycophantic
He’s a right yob –> He’s a lout
Check if Americans understand these
I’m going for a number one / number two –> stand up job vs sit down job
I’m going for a kip –> I’m going for a short nap
Cast your eyes over this –> Look at this
Songs referenced
[1] Jilted John by Jilted John, the singer, Graham sings, “Gordon is a moron”. Which lead to a front page headline in The Sun newspaper in the spring of 2010, referring to the outgoing Prime Minister, Gordon Brown.
Here’s a version of the song set to simple stick figures…
Or there’s this live-ish version from the BBC TV show Top Of The Pops with crackly sound…
[2] The song Stringing Up Conkers by the British band The Boy Least Likely To was featured in the first longish iPad advert shown on Apple’s website. Here’s a video of the whole song…
An instrumental version of this song was used in an ad for the Apple iPhone a year or so earlier…
[3] One hit wonder song: Nice legs, shame about the face by The Monks which has the line, “Nice legs, shame about the boat race”, at 1 min 19 secs into the song here…
[4] Chas N Dave have a song called Rabbit, with the lines, “You won’t stop talking, why don’t you give it a rest. You got more rabbit than Sainsbury’s, it’s time you got it off ya chest.” (Sainsbury’s is a well-known supermarket chain.)
[5] In Chas n Dave’s The Sideboard Song, they sing, “You’re sister’s courtin’ a scruffy looking ted, father don’t give a monkeys [doesn’t care] and this is what he said: I don’t care.”
[6] Ian Dury also uses some Cockney Rhyming slang. In the song My Old Man, he sings, “My old man wore three piece whistles [suits]”.
[7] In Blackmail Man by Ian Dury & The Blockheads, Ian Dury sings, “I think you stink. You pen and ink.”
[8] In Billericay Dickie by Ian Dury, he sings, “I ain’t an effin’ thicky”. Here’s a live version of this song…
[9] In Billericay Dickie by Ian Dury, he sings, “She took me to the cleaners, and other misdemeanours.”
[12] From Billericay Dickie by Ian Dury: “Oh golly, oh gosh come and lie on the couch, with a nice bit of posh from Burnham-on-Crouch.”
[13] From Billericay Dickie by Ian Dury: “I know a lovely old toe-rag, obliging and noblesse, kindly, charming shag from Shoeburyness.”
[14] From Billericay Dickie by Ian Dury: “I’m not a blinking thicky, I’m Billericay Dickie, and I’m doing very well.”
[15] From Billericay Dickie by Ian Dury: “ I bought a lot of brandy, when I was courting Sandy. Took eight to make her randy, and all I had was shandy.”
[16] From Billericay Dickie by Ian Dury: “Another thing with Sandy, what often came in handy, was passing her a ‘Mandy’, she didn’t half go bandy.”
[17] From Billericay Dickie by Ian Dury: “So you ask Joyce and Vicki if I ever took the mickey” [You’ll find that this Aussie ad for Spray’n’Wipe uses the tune of this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIp4CMLd6W8&hd=1]
[18] From Razzle In My Pocket by Ian Dury: “In my yellow jersey, I went out on the nick.”
[19] From There Ain’t Half Been Some Clever Bastards by Ian Dury: “Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders… That was an Italian geezer… Okey-dokey!”
[20] From That’s Not All by Ian Dury: “I love you till the cows come home.”
[21] From There Ain’t Half Been Some Clever Bastards by Ian Dury & The Blockheads: “Einstein can’t be classed as witless. He claimed atoms were the littlest. When he did a bit of splittingness: frightened everybody shitless.”
[22] From Reasons To Be Cheerful by Ian Dury & The Blockheads: “A bit of grin and bear it. A bit of come and share it.”
[For some funny anecdotes about Dury, go here.]
What have I missed out? Which popular songs, either British or American, feature some interesting slang? Do let me know!
[Thanks to Emalee for her help with this page.]
This is my second bit of self promotion. (This is my first.)
If you’d like a website like this one, do get in touch with me. I spend most of my time helping people triumph over the challenges in their lives, but I also have clients who want to have a website which brings in business for them.
I will talk with you and explain how to create a site that gets visited by interested prospects, and how to turn them into paying clients/customers.
I would do a bit of the work myself on the site, but most of the work I outsource to a team of people I know and trust.
Some of my other sites are at…
and
www.triumphoverchallenges.com.
On this last site you can click on the About box and find out the businesses I’ve run, and the successes I’ve had – as well as some of the many ‘mistakes’ I’ve made!
This is pure self promotion!
Since I moved to Al Ain more than a year ago I’ve been helping people here and overseas (by phone etc) to triumph over the challenges/problems in their lives.
I have talked with people with relationship issues, depression, sleeplessness, money worries, problems with their children, and so on.
I see people in the day or evening.
I am not a ‘pure’ life coach, therapist or counsellor, though I have done courses or studied the texts such people have studied. I call myself a facilitator: I help people move forward in life by offering new perspectives and sharing various tools I’ve developed or learned from others. And I have done this for the last 17 years.
(If you want pure life coaching, therapy or counselling, you’ll find suitable people in Dubai or Abu Dhabi.)
If you want to know more, you can download a pdf version of my 8-page brochure here, which lists my qualifications, and tells you more about how I work. (If you have a Mac, press the Alt/Option key before you click on the link.)
You can also go to my main site at www.triumphoverchallenges.com where you’ll find things such as videos which aren’t in the brochure (of course), and articles. Or you can click on the Triumph advert I’ve placed on the right.
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